Virtual-connect to us!

You've got to virtual-connect to Avalaff in order to get cards, vote in our poll or change your user details. Avalaff offers you TWO ways to virtual-connect :

Pay-2-Watch - this costs you 10 virtual-p per minute phone charge, but nothing for your cards.

Pay-2-Play- this costs you local-rate virtual-p per minute phone charge, and 25 virtual-p each for your cards. (In real life you could then win real money, but we're only joking, so you can't.)

Either way you virtual-pay us, so virtual-connect now and watch those virtual-charges rack up - but remember, we're only joking, so it doesn't really cost you anything!

How do you want to virtual-connect to Avalaff?

      

 

Virtual-Connecting!


In real life this would be costing you real money, although you wouldn't see how much until you got your phone bill, weeks later.

We're only joking though , so this won't cost you a penny!

Virtual-connecting takes a few seconds - long enough, in fact, to make it not worth virtual-disconnecting between games.

If you do, you might not be able to get virtual-connected again in time to get yer cards for the next game.Why do you think we make the gaps between the games so short?

You've been 
Virtual-Disconnected!

You've now been virtual-disconnected from Avalaff, so your virtual phone bill isn't ticking up any more.

You virtual-spent XX on phone charges, and XX on game cards in that last session. Your total virtual-spends to date are now XX on phone, and XX on game cards.

But remember, we're only joking, so it hasn't really cost you a penny. Good job, eh?



Don't forget - press Red to virtual-connect again and 'ave more laffs. With Avalaff, you can afford it!

You're Virtual-Connected!

If this was for real, your phone bill would be ticking up faster than a cabbie's meter on New Year's Eve, but luckily we're only joking, so it's not!