laffabletips = new Array()
laffabletips[0] = ""
laffabletips[1] = 'To stop Avalaff showing you the top leaderboard card automatically, uncheck the "Auto" box (bottom right of screen)'
laffabletips[2] = "You won't see any cards unless you're in the game - press RED now to get cards for the next game!"
laffabletips[3] = "Don't forget you can choose your own player name and location! Press RED and choose Change My Details!"
laffabletips[4] = "Want to play against more (or less) Other cards? Press RED and choose Change My Details!"


laffablefacts = new Array()
initFacts()

function initFacts() {
var i
for (i=1; i < 76; i++) {
 laffablefacts[i] = ""
}
}


laffablefacts[2] = "If you stayed on the phone for 2 hours every day at 10p a minute, your phone bill would be over £1,000 a quarter!"

laffablefacts[6] = "If your eyes are six feet above sea's surface, the horizon is about three miles away!"

laffablefacts[15] = 'The only 15 lettered word that can be written without repeating a letter is "uncopyrightable"!'

laffablefacts[19] = "Of the 25 highest mountains on earth, 19 are in the Himalayas!"

laffablefacts[23] = "23% of photocopier faults are caused by people putting their bottoms on them!"

laffablefacts[24] = "If you were to count 24 hours a day it would take you 31,688 years to reach one trillion!"

laffablefacts[30] = "30 is the number of permanent adult teeth in a cat's mouth!"